Timeline of my life
September 1983: Born
1987: Ate a lincoln log
September 1988: Started Kindergarten
October 1989: Began attending "Center for Academic Precocity" math tutoring
December 1989: Moved up to 2nd grade mid-year
December 1990: Receive "D-" in handwriting
January 1992: Enrolled at Glendale Community College to take "Pre-calculus"
August 1996: Began high school and Arizona State University classes
October 1998: First girlfriend, date, kiss
March 1998: Caught my mom asleep in Geology class
May 1999: Saw Star Wars Episode I, lost faith in Hollywood
June 1999: Saw The Matrix, regained some faith
December 1999: Graduated with B.S. in Computer Science, minor in Mathematics
May 2000: Graduated from Ironwood H.S.
August 2000: Enrolled in art school
February 2001: Participated in "Academia" art exhibition
August 2001: Quit art school, started Masters of Science in Computer Science
May 2003: Saw The Matrix: Reloaded, lost all remaining faith in Hollywood
August 2003: Graduated with M.S.
May 2004: Convinced best friend to become girlfriend
December 2005: Graduated with Ph.D.
February 2006: Moved to Chicago
May 2006: Learned to fly trapeze
August 2006: Moved to Austin
January 2007: Moved to Mountain View, started YCombinator startup Zenter
June, 2007: Sold Zenter to Google